That can wait, I have a roast for whoever is gonna read it.
We all know that you’re the type of person who can’t resist the urge to correct other people’s grammar, even in casual conversation. It’s as if your mind is constantly scanning for errors, like a grammar-Nazi on a never-ending mission. But hey, at least we can all rest assured that your Facebook status updates are impeccably written, free of any pesky typos or misplaced commas. Speaking of social media, it’s no secret that you’re a self-proclaimed “influencer” with a passion for posting selfies and food pics. But let’s be real, your followers are really only there for the freebies and discount codes you occasionally drop. Sure, you may have hundreds (or even thousands) of followers, but how many of them are actually interested in your day-to-day activities? My guess is not many. And let’s not forget about your questionable fashion choices. You may think that wearing neon-colored leggings and a crop top to the gym is a bold statement, but in reality, it’s just a cry for attention. And don’t even get me started on your love for animal print. Less is more, my friend. But hey, at least you’re always up for a good time, right? Wrong. You’re the type of person who always has an excuse for why they can’t go out or do something fun. Whether it’s because you’re “too busy” with work or because you “need to rest,” it’s always something. It’s no wonder why your friends have started to invite you to events via group text, just so they don’t have to hear your lame excuses. And don’t even get me started on your obsession with astrology. You may think that your zodiac sign has a profound impact on your personality and actions, but in reality, it’s just a convenient way for you to blame your bad behavior on something other than yourself. Newsflash: being a Gemini doesn’t give you a free pass to be flaky and indecisive. But despite all of your quirks and eccentricities, there’s no denying that you’re a unique individual with a lot to offer. Sure, you may have your fair share of flaws, but who doesn’t? Keep being you, even if that means wearing neon leggings and blaming your actions on the stars.
